"Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases."


—Chinese Proverb (via bmurguia)

(Source: q-q-quotes)

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

vulturesintrees:

*feels some kind of way*

*represses it*

This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them.

(Source: heroeswalk)

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

Me: i'm over my crush
Crush: hey
Me: nvm

eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

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